It is so infuriating when a man tells you what you should wear and not to wear, how you should do your hair or why you should wear makeup or why you should smile more, there is no week where a man offers me free unsolicited styling recommendations.

 Not necessarily a danger, but unfit. And yes that is a valid reason for removal from the home. My wife is a social worker, I’m a therapeutic mentor we’ve both worked with mentally handicapped parents as well as as abusive ones. In both situations there are salvageable cases as well utterly ruinous ones.

According to this article, this is her 4th child and third pregnancy.

This whole discussion surprises me because the only subway I regularly ride is BART, where all food and drink is banned, and I assumed this was standard subway policy, though I’m not sure this is frequently enforced (I have accidentally carried a drink into the station once or twice without thinking about it).

Unless you are diabetic, you do not ‘need’ to eat on the subway, nor do you ‘need’ quick protein.

planning to expand the country’s economy... into tourism

I’m sorry are we living in Purge World now?

Particularly the lookit-my-engagement-ring-LOOKIT photo.

Because “teen week” is navel-gazing privileged nonsense and we don’t care

Yeah, this boring-but-smug bullshit about waiting around for some guy and imagining the thoughts of the girls who laughed at you in middle school or whatever gets to be on the same website that has posts celebrating genius mathematicians who just died? Jezebel, please choose more wisely. This is stupidity.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

I had an idea that they should offer medical procedures in flight, so that when you fly from ...say from Atlanta to London...by the time you land and wake up you’ve had your teeth cleaned, your annual gyno exam and a colonoscopy!

Hillary would have been so badass at the g20. Can’t you just picture her with Merkel, side by side in matching pantsuits, running the fucking world?

I have never been to this festival, but I went to similar music festivals in Belgium when I was younger (too young, I think in hindsight), and I remember this icky feeling of constantly feeling threatened by groups of drunk men. I am not and was not easily scared, having grown up in a big city and being used to…

“She’s being more careful this year. She’s learning.”

Unclogging a toilet doesn’t make you an “amateur plumber” anymore than watching a YouTube video does. Putting bandaids on a cut doesn’t make you a “battlefield medic.” Making three meals a day for one person doesn’t make you a “chef.”

Your last paragraph ignores the fact that there are many, many people who manage to parent while working full time. If your “gold” resume lands in front of one of them, you’ll be laughed at heartily while being denied interviews.

It’s fairly obvious that it’s Colin Jost, no?

If I remember my Dirt Bags correctly, Kim had some pretty tough pregnancy issues including that wingardium leviosa (sp) where you puke like...all day. Pregnancy sounds awful.

Blackface is something specific. I’m not really supportive of it’s continued expansion into more and more situations.