Unclogging a toilet doesn’t make you an “amateur plumber” anymore than watching a YouTube video does. Putting bandaids on a cut doesn’t make you a “battlefield medic.” Making three meals a day for one person doesn’t make you a “chef.”

Your last paragraph ignores the fact that there are many, many people who manage to parent while working full time. If your “gold” resume lands in front of one of them, you’ll be laughed at heartily while being denied interviews.

It’s fairly obvious that it’s Colin Jost, no?

If I remember my Dirt Bags correctly, Kim had some pretty tough pregnancy issues including that wingardium leviosa (sp) where you puke like...all day. Pregnancy sounds awful.

Blackface is something specific. I’m not really supportive of it’s continued expansion into more and more situations.

HAHAHA OH GOD PLEASE LET’S HAVE A WORLD LEADERS ROAST OF TRUMP AFTER HE GETS IMPEACHED. Macron, Merkel, Turnbull, Trudeau, hell let’s invite everyone. It’ll be like the Olympics, only only one night and there’s only one event: roasting the shit out of a disgraceful asshole.

These women - Lili Bernard, Jewel Allison - they are fucking warriors. They are the ones we need to teach our sons and daughters about. The courage, compassion, strength and LOVE of these women in the face of such disgusting injustice and disrespect will be something I’ll never forget.

This is the perfect encapsulation of everything wrong in the general population right now.

“The problem is that nobody cares about my boner!” he whined.

I can see how this is a compassionate move.  This being said, I can also conceive that it might be a slippery slope.

My guess is that the medical staff doesn’t want to participate in furthering his suffering.

I understand their grief, but isn’t there a time where you stop and go what is the best interest of this child, does the child want to live like this? This is suffering.

The reason these laws are so insidious is that they torture people when they are at their most vulnerable. I can’t envision too many situations where a woman would get an abortion past 24 weeks without a compelling reason. So these laws exist to stop the .0002% (figure is my estimation) who would want to abort a…

I am shocked, shocked I say!, that a profanity was uttered in a hockey locker room. Of all places! What’s this fucking world coming to?

C’est un homme who doesn’t have le temps for your merde, Donald.

“My intentions was to have God kill me. I ran out of bullets,” he said. “Suicide by cop was my intention.”

It’s funny how white supremacists are always pretty much the worst genetic specimins you can find. Outsides match the insides, I guess.

I mean, look, that guy is CLEARLY the pinnacle of mankind that his idol Adolf was trying to create.

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

Giving people prison time for something that isn't illegal sounds a bit fascist, doesn't it?