Justice is so rare, I’d forgotten what it tastes like. The only way this could be better would be if they’d been able to attach some type of sex crime to it. I know the statute likely doesn’t allow for this but let’s be real, these were sexual crimes. He wanted their money, just like any other kind of extortion, but…

What proportion of the models are naturally thinner than 18BMI, and still healthy? If the answer is few, then this measure might prevent a bunch of other models from practicing extreme dieting, and that makes this measure ok in my eyes.

Rita Ora is a cute girl with a decent voice who has been marketed wrong. They tried to make her the British Rihanna and that was a mistake. If she’s willing to go niche, she’ll better realize her potential. It worked for FKA Twigs.

Ironically, Franzen does make an interesting point - though it’s not the one he probably intended. I work in conservation biology and have had a fair bit of contact with people working in the field, and one of the biggest unspoken about problems in the field is the disproportionate effect some parochial interests have…

As always, SHUT THE FUCK UP JONATHAN FRANZEN

I get it. But, these are old nuggets and not very upsetting. Everyone is kind of making fun of you. To be a troll here, you really have to go for it now. The trolling standard here is super high. It seems like maybe spring break isn’t the time to try new things for you.

Like the time Jez partook in the Amanda Bynes spectacle and then turned around with a THIS IS SO SAD, GET BETTER SOON MANDY~*~*~ <3 <3 <3 article when she was hospitalized.

Don't you know that diseases are only real when they affect men?

Look, ma, I’m showin’ my ass on teh internets!

You’re kidding, right? I sure hope you’re kidding.

Why didn't he just change the pseudonym he used at hotels?

I have no doubt there are people who should not be having any(more) children, but I'd love to see the stats on how often this option is offered to men. Prolly never?

Yeah, but a lot of times guys will say they're into eating pussy, then find reasons not to, or to do it really badly and refuse to take direction, then still expect a cookie for their time. I mean, if a woman blowing a guy started biting at him and refused to stop, you wouldn't hear people telling the guy that he…

I don't know why anyone would be obligated to do anything in the bedroom. Penises of the world, no one owes you a blow job, no matter how swell you think you are.

super relevant comment here - her hair is super cute.

Much younger Selena Gomez is in a bunch of my daughter's Barney videos, so she's technically been "in the business" for a long time

I searched celebrities born in 1988, because I am currently unemployed, and I'm thinking Janel Parrish, who is apparently in Pretty Little Liars and DWTS. She did some work before, but her break was in the Bratz movie, 2006, so her fan base is probably young. She was born in Hawaii, but her mother is Chinese, and she…

I think it's Vanessa Hudgens. Although she is not from a poor country, her mom is. She had some acting jobs before she turned 19, but that was when she got her big break in High School Musical. She appeals to the kid demographic and is on TV a lot. She is 26 years old.

Because I am completely obsessed with r/Relationships, I read this one. The fakey's are always the best. A good recent fake was a guy who lived with his wife and 3 kids in a trailor, below the poverty line, on foodstamps, and she spent the entire $10,000 tax return on a trip for him and her to a cosplay convention and…