As much as a I love to snark about FB, I can't really fault this step. Many teen suicides written about in the news include excerpts from their social media accounts, and they often leave worrying posts before committing the act. As a teen, if you saw your friend post something hinting at suicidal thoughts, it's not…

Those old-timey "ugly" names have been making a comeback amongst urban hipsters for a while now. I think Lily Allen's kid is called Ethel May.

Yeah and it's not even "cooking" as a discrete task. I mean, keeping a cupboard stocked so one can actually cook is a task in itself — multiple tasks really, as one needs to expend mental energy on keeping track of the cupboard stock, making a list of things you need to re-stock, trudging around the supermarket,…

I don't think it's about values though. A lot of men say and believe they take an equal role in housework, but then, they won't clean the stovetop unless they are told to (with a lot of fanfare and grumbling and the expectation that they will be praised to heavens for doing so).

A lot of men slack off once they have a slave wife to do all the drudgework for them though. I've seen this play out among several couples I know.

You've missed my point. Did you see what I wrote about the tap? I object to the way the artist reduces the totality of conception/gestation/birth to the only bit that matters to men - the vagina.

Unrelated, but I've always hated that painting, or more specifically, its title. It's like painting a picture of a tap and calling it "the origin of water".

Kids don't want easy costumes though. Kids want AMAZING costumes. Parents are the ones who want easy costumes.

For what it's worth, I think you probably wrote your original comment in haste, using phrases like "shake the shit out of him" which definitely sounds abusive, but which was probably a gross exaggeration of what you actually do. It's normal to use hyperbolic language in throwaway internet comments.

I wanted this video to be better

One of the few perks of working in an office is the gossip.

Except working from home also kinda sucks because I am at home right now and I am supposed to be working but instead I'm procrastinating here and there is no boss to tell me to get back to work.

I want to know who decided that adulterating the water supply with little bits of plastic was a good fucking idea in the first place? Did no one think this through when these products were being approved by the FDA or whatever governing body decides this shit?

I'll chime in with everyone else to say that she looks stunning.

Around the time of the Renaissance, European aristocrats used miniature poodles, housed in special voluminous sleeves, as hand-warmers. This fashion was so common that the dogs were known as a group by the term "sleeve dogs".

Why are we still talking about the dress?

I want this to be true, but ... Paris had a shelf life of about 3-4 years. The Kardashians on the other hand just seem to get stronger as a media fixation, and there are no signs they will fade away like Paris. Maybe it's because there's just so many of them. Maybe it's because the family is linked to genuine…

Yes. It annoys me how the media acts all "Gosh darn those tedious Kardashians EYE ROLL", yet it's the media (including Jezebel!) which ensures their continued relevance.

Yep. I avoided eyeliner for years because I hated the way it looked on me (I am very pale, with light eyes). Then I realized, eyeliner wasn't the problem, BLACK eyeliner was the problem. Nowadays I only wear brown-black, or plum liner if I'm feeling fancy.

You neglected to mention how much the cat cost.