I can’t be the only one reading this and wanting to yell “YOU’LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!”

“...while LaVar Ball said that ‘coach ruined everything’...”

Save some pussy for the rest of us.

One of my biggest points of pride is that I can type a sentence while talking to someone and respond to that person while I’m still typing something else.

I took typing as a sophomore in high school (our class was called “Keyboarding I” because we had technology slightly ahead of typewriters — 8086 computers with monochrome monitors). I am not exaggerating when I say that that experience was one of the most important educational experiences of my life.

It’s too early in the AM for me to be crying!

Who says they aren’t already? Am I right?

the copy for their new ‘big head’ line really writes itself

for years i wanted to make one that said “Left Behind & feelin’ fine!” but i’m afraid no one would get it but me.

A lot was based on location as he wanted to be able to take shorter flights back to Japan for visiting.

An NL team would only be able to play him once a week without the DH. Being in the AL gets him a few DH appearances a week and a start. As another commenter mentioned, he makes a rookie salary and was entitled to a signing bonus of the singing teams international free agent pool money.

His choice, plenty of NL teams wanted him. Also his salary was limited by MLB rule.

Now that the Red Sox and both Chicago teams have won Series’ recently we really need a fun name for Cleveland’s struggles that’ll bring back some of that fun Billy Goat-Bambino stuff that Baseball’s so good at.

A little boy could have homered off a pitch that fat, man.

If we’re talking hustlin’ fat guys, I nominate twilight-of-his-career Bengie Molina breaking off a got-dang triple to finish out a cycle.

Even though it was twice the number of total bases, this was only half as exciting as the time Bartolo Colon hit a double.

STOP TRYING WHEN YOU’RE LOSING. WTF man?

I really f*ckin hate 45, but considering the ridiculous property tax levy that just went in to fund Washington schools with Amazon is fucking HQ’ed here and we dont have a corporate tax rate or freaking income tax I found a little bit of joy in their stocks dropping yesterday. Amazon has done a lot of good for the…

Uh, He probably is. What is it about the Coaches in West Virginia anyway? They either look like a blow up sex toy just about to explode,or a hopeless Alcoholic coming off a 3 day drunk. Such style and Savoir Faire. The day we allowed UWV in the Conference,we hit an all time low. 

Kawauchi, a man who ran 12 marathons in 2017, and who has run sub-2:20 marathons 76 motherfucking times, all with no sponsorship, no training group, and no coach, quoted here in reference to himself: