Back in the day the player took his hit, got back on the field, scored a touchdown, handed the ball to the ref, sat on the bench, started shaking, puked, drank a pint of Cutty Sark, forgot what he was doing, went home, beat his wife, and had a good long cry. None of this twerking, that’s for dang sure.

My daughter attended Girls Make Games last summer! It is fucking awesome. That is all.

I’ll assume you’re commenting in good faith despite your use of an awful buzzword like “identity politics,” so consider this: Lots of girls are taught that video games and game development are for men. Girls Make Games is an institution designed to teach girls that hey, they can play and make video games too, which…

Sure, he’s and ass.

Beast Ache

Beast slowed

I can’t see it being a good idea to land a running back who’ll be 31 years old, who hasn’t played in a year, and the last time he did play he battled injuries and ran for just 3.8 yards per carry.

Please, please...stop. Oprah is great and all but, just....no. No more celebrity presidents. Like ever. I never thought I’d live to say this but I want a professional politician back in charge. Not just someone “from the tee-vee.”

Steve Bannon is what stupid people think smart people sound like. He shares this trait with Newt Gingrich. His “academic” credentials are as follows: A degree from Virginia Tech in 1974. While Tech is a fine school nowadays, it was a “you have a heart beat” school then. That status was supplanted by schools like…

I always assumed Steve Bannon‘s origin story involved a bottle of Dewars and a tube of hemorrhoid cream exposed to Gamma radiation.

I hate male junk in my inbox too.

I hate junk mail in my inbox.

It really bothers me that the triforce isn’t even centered.

This is my Sweet Angel Divine:

His MBA stands for Meat Basting Assistant.

Kellyanne is NOT FLOTUS. A better comparison would be Valerie Jarrett or, I dunno, Rahm Emmanuel.

“Pat Nixon puked on that couch! How dare she”

Stop with the lies! This is the un-photoshopped picture