I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

Easily the worst thing about college football is that both teams can’t lose.

I made this the other night because fuck this guy

One day, there will be a women’s basketball thread where no one questions the ability of the elite women in basketball’s upper tier to play the game.

Eli, sadly, was not invited

This thin-skinned asshole blocked me on Twitter (for real) on Twitter two and a half years ago. How will I know if important developments in national and international policy happen?

Totally dating myself here, but when I first read about This is Us, I said “so, Thirtysomething for millenials? No, thanks.”

We’re putting the band back together.

The Campbell Newton is the best damn soup filled cookie that I’ve ever tasted.

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

Well at least now he has a handicap

One in hole!

Well the article says they ran a program on vaccine risks, so they’ll probably be getting a bunch of those things.

New Rule: If you want to make believe that your society has returned to 1930s sensibilities, then you forfeit all scientific and medical advances since the 1930s.

Not enough gold plating on those Imperial troopers. Sad!

OH SHIT! Tilda came with fucking receiptsssssssssss

All of it.

Holllllly Moly how much peroxide is in that picture

Well, I’ll boycott the Holiday Bowl either way, just to be safe.