But it’s May and they’re still above .500. Would that they were in the AL Central, but let us dream. Maybe, just maybe, we won’t waste the prime of EVERY decent player we get. It’s too late for Felix, maybe Paxton is our guy. Or Haniger. Or Zunino.

I know next to nothing about the NBA, but this move, absent any context, is delightful. If the two coaches and the player are that dimwitted to not see their opponent standing RIGHT THERE, that’s on them.

The kimono, when worn properly, is an incredibly restrictive garment. Not sure I would wear a condom or whatever whatsherface is shilling, if it bears that name.

Do I have to call CPS?

Indeed. Though my question stands.

Saw the headline, wondered “who?” Clicked through, read the article, wondered “who?” Looked up the show to see what it was about and still thought“who?” He sounds like a right asshole but, still, who?

Hmm.. image went away. Nevermind.

Giuliani is looking more and more like Gary Oldman as Dracula.

More likely, yes.

Watched “Nice Lady” last night. So great! I can’t wait for her Netflix show. Also, celebrity crush is now in full effect.

Or when he has to go back to his customer-service job at the bank up the street.

Cool, it has been snagged. I will check it out. Thanks for the tip.

I was only passingly familiar with Michelle Wolf before her blistering performance at the WHCD. Now she is my everything. The pearl-clutching by the very media outlets she savaged is somehow hilarious and pathetic.

I don’t even like wrestling but I cannot stop watching this. His almost complete disappearance at the end is glorious. Could not have planned it any better.

My daughter is also 11 and this hits really close to home. She’s not had this particular experience yet (and I’m so sorry your kiddo — and you — had to endure it) but I am bracing myself for the moment. It’s not “if” but “when.” I can’t protect her from everything, I know that, but I still hate it.

I’d have thought a whiskey sour, a gimlet and/or a bloody mary would count as “cocktails” and not “mixed drinks.” But what I know is nothing.

At a buck fifty a slice plus whatever is the annual membership fee, how many slices do I have to eat to break even? Because I’ll do it. 

She splits some mighty fine hairs in justifying her Eagles fandom while going on and on about how much she doesn’t like black people the Sixers.

I’m going to go way too deep and mention that in the space of a couple years, we lost both parents and it took FOREVER to sort through their accumulated stuff and get rid of it. Most of it was stuff that nobody wanted and we aren’t even sure they knew they still had it. Including a boatload of VHS tapes. I am a big…

Who is the walking corpse up top?