Up next: economically anxious poop.

Just because it’s full and thick doesn’t mean it’s luscious. There’s kinky, frizzy hair. And yeah, it sucks because people like to make fun of it. A lot. That’s too bad that you don’t understand.

At a place I used to work when it was someone’s birthday they had them “wave” the candles out by flapping a paper plate at it. Looked and felt incredibly stupid but in a workplace it made TOTAL sense. It was hard enough staying healthy in a cubical farm without infected birthday cakes.

“They teach them that there is no difference between a marriage between a man and a woman and an anti-marriage between two people of the same-sex.”

This is interesting. I’ve been waiting 6 mos. to see someone say something like this. Just didn’t expect it to be Sen. Jeff Flake (R-AZ):

Same, but I thought the headline was calling the lawsuit messy, not Mya. I can’t imagine ever calling Mya “messy.” She always seemed to have it together.

I thought you were calling Mya messy and I was like

Same.

Wow. Remember when Senator Warren was censured for having the temerity to read a letter from Coretta Scott King on the floor of the Senate, because she’d insulted Sessions by doing so? They could not abide that breach in decorum due to a senator.

There are several of these anti-Obama care videos on the DHHS Youtube page. What the fuck is happening to our government?!!

my local dumbfuck ABC news affiliate KOMO says things like “was fatally wounded.”

well, our current first lady hoped to make up to $150 million from being first lady, so...

You spelled “definition” wrong.

Seriously. I realize a tubal is much more invasive and complicated, but I bet none of these doctors performing “brosectomies” refused some men as patients since they might change their mind later.

How is this a bad thing?

just wanna say: Dodai! Looking sharp in your Editor-in-Chief pic. <3

Seriously! Like how was the ambulance the only other transportation option? And it may sound trivial, but getting down to Harborview, trying to find parking, navigate your way through a frankly sketchy few blocks to get to the main entrance while you’re still trying to come to grips with what happened?? Ugh. I’m…

At the very least get some training in place that involves “can we call a friend or family member for you? Can we call you a taxi? An uber?”

Sadly, that’s something that actually WOULD result in jail time and he would never be suspected of falsely accusing you of punching him.

YES MURRAY AND JAYAPAL! LOVE YOU LADIES!