But minorities and women should just shut up and be able identify with all the white males that are already out there because of....reasons!

Yes, who will boys look up to now? It’s not like there are that many powerful male figures in entertainment, especially in the sci-fi realm. WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE BOY CHILDREN?!?

Get a sample and do test patches in several places. Light wood floors throw off a yellowish light that distorts paint colors. We found this out the hard way and ended up having to repaint our whole kitchen.

They’re fucking with us and loving it because it makes us look like fools unable to lead the free world, which, with our current choice of leader, I can’t really disagree with.

Every time I hear about that the cat died tragically after being put on a diet. My suspicion is that they died from broken hearts (cats love food more than anything).

Even uglier it seems the state of SD has been using Native kids to make $ - SD classifies each Native foster kid as ‘special needs’ and because of that they get extra money from the feds for each kid. It’s grotesque. Flies right in the face of ICWA.

I have a friend who isn’t super into American pop culture and actors. I remarked once that there are a lot of action/superhero movie star dudes named Chris. And she asked like who, so I showed her a picture of Chris Hemsworth and she said, oh Chris Pineworthy!

I just saw a large segment about this with Auntie Rachel, and it is truly a trip to Crazytown. Apparently, part of the problem is that the lawyers Cheeto Hitler was able to hire are not Washington constitutional scholars, since all of the big DC firms bounced him when his people came sniffing around looking for…

I was on a long weekend in La Jolla and met a dude and we hit it off. We went walking along the beach at night and I took him back to my AirBnB and on the way he said he was a Trump supporter.

Also, if it makes you feel any better, they’ve been married for 21 years. He’s 69, meaning that he didn’t marry the “love of his life” until he was 48.

I’ve decided that there should be a dating app where the only person who can write and edit your profile is your therapist. Also, they have to sign off on anyone you actually go out with.

I FEEL THIS SO HARD. Recently, I was petting and giving kisses to my Doge and literally started crying because she was so fucking cute and perfect.

planning to expand the country’s economy... into tourism

So, doesn’t the sex and blowjobs belong in a completely different age group than having a lemonade stand? Please?

I’m sorry I forgot to contribute because Emma and I bonding over a thing we mutually love — sports and sporting events — is very touching.

I told her I chose very unsupportive friends.

A proposal...in a...mall? In New Jersey? Ugh, I’d be so much better at being “rich.”

People say the most awful things to people with cancer. Well, they say the most awful things all the time to everyone, but you really notice it when you’re covered in scabs from chemo injections. A friend of mine looked me deeply in the eyes and asked, “What have you done to bring this into your life?” I told her I…