“I said, did you do it? And he said no, I did not. Absolutely not. I then asked him a second time in a totally different way. He said absolutely not.”

Too bad; she was great at the weird alien looks of high fashion. Not a girl next door; not a child of the rich n famous turned Insta-celeb, but a real interesting (in a baby-doll way) looking model that had presence.

Please no. I like The Rock. I don’t want to have to hate him.

“I think we’ve seen (moron, dumbass, dipshit, etc.) voters reject the notion that inexperience disqualifies you from serving.” Fixed it for you, KENTON.

I’d like to think “oh he did this because he’s stupid” but honestly I think he did this because 1: they’re fucking untouchable at this point and 2: his supporters don’t give a shit, they see nothing wrong with it. When Trump said that he could fucking shoot people and not lose any supporters, he meant it. Strap in,…

I love how the car she’s standing in front of is wearing a different flag.

I almost threw something at the TV. I was so mad. I think I was like, 11 or 12 when I first saw it lol.

I wanted a pink poofy prom dress and damnit i had a pink poofy sparkly prom dress. Even though it is slightly horrifying in how poorly it aged I don’t care since I loved it at the time

Actually my biggest regret about prom is not wearing more sequins.

One of my forever favorite movies and the epitome of “teen”-ness to cusp-of-puberty me - and that dress has HAUNTED me.

STOP BIANCA’S DRESS WAS THE BEST!

I can get along with anyone, as long as their belief system doesn’t involve destruction of those who don’t share it... which is why I don’t get along with Redhat Trumpsters.

I still have a note from a boy in 8th grade. He was so sweet, he wrote to invite me to watch him pitch in a baseball game. He even put “you might want to bring a sweater becuase it’s gets a little windy if you are sitting there.”

Don’t be sorry for me, that has happened to me quite a few times. You can keep your condescension to yourself. But I’ve never gotten complaints and promptly ignored them. This woman is a gross show-off, not a regular person enjoying sex and being occasionally too loud.

There is loud sex (within reason, as with everything) and then there are people who get off when others have no choice but to listen to them.

Oh, sure. That’s how most meetings with foreign officials end; people looking around saying nothing is happening here nothing to see here, folks. Everything is fine.

Well, I think that the ex-wife is not an asshole. Naive perhaps, but I see no reason to call her an asshole.

She’s exactly like her gassy daddy, always hyper aware of her various contrived little poses and totally unaware that she’s completely unable to express anything resembling sincerity no matter how hard she tries.

“that moronic pucker” - God dammit. How strong is the mouth gene in this family? All of his kids (minus Baron so far) have butthole mouths.

I have a really smart cat, who maybe can hold hearings in my place when I’m too bored/unfocused to do my job.