Basically, a Jean-Ralphio who is in charged of our nuclear codes.

Every word of that article is straight up amazing. Donald Trump is trapped in a Being There remake of his own making.

So it never occurred to anyone to ask the White House staff how to turn on the lights?

If by “fresh faced,” they mean “looks like a serial killer,” then yes— yes, he is “fresh faced”

Yeah this is shade.

Oh my god that video makes me hate Bella Hadid so much that I am officially team Selena. I was team IDGAF before that video but I cannot unsee that horribleness.

Honorable Judge Brown, I have been waiting since Tuesday to post this for your consideration. Be it shade?

State reps are supposed to be working FOR us- instead they’re locking their doors on these women and refusing to answer our calls. Let’s not forget this in 2018.

Maybe she could find Trump’s tax returns?

Goddam. This lady has all the balls in Washington.

We should have sunk to their level a few years ago. Enough of this hippie love shit. No one gets to tell people that we need to give Trump a chance. He has done nothing but destroy civil rights and rape the natural world in all of 2 weeks. So fuck him and the GOP. No Gods No Masters and may trump choke on a chicken…

And apparently nothing to be gained from protest either. Basically this was Republicans saying “Oh, you’re going to block our nominees? That’s cute, we’ll just do away with the rules!”

Democrats need to understand that there is no good will to be gained from Republicans by trying to appear reasonable, hopefully this has made that crystal clear to them moving forward. Props to Kirsten Gillibrand, it appears she learned the correct lesson from the Iraq War authorization vote.

Yes

“Almost everything went wrong.”

Dick Cheney and the Koch Brothers oppose the Muslim ban. DICK CHENEY and the KOCH BROTHERS think something is reprehensible. I would think that would be enough to make anyone question their life choices.

“I hope they play all their hit.”

Trump’s Irish, rather than roasting, Sam Bee should boil him.

“priests, gypsies, people with mental or physical disabilities, communists, trade unionists, Jehovah’s Witnesses, anarchists, Poles and other Slavic peoples, and resistance fighters”

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