these scotch ties are james macavoy’s problem, not ours.

THANK YOU! Why the hell doesn’t he just wear a tie pin or a tie clip?

What I don’t understand about the repub’s position on climate change is that it affects everyone. Like obviously you gotta get rid of all the laws that protect the poors and the blacks and the gays and the non-Christians. But Perry and most of these other fucks have children and grandchildren. Even if they 100% care…

“I’m going to protect all of the science,”

Or Toby Keith’s seminal anthem, “Red Solo Cup”

Well sure, Kanye’s music lacks the class, gravitas, or traditional values exhibited by Big and Rich’s hit “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy.”

I’m only here for Karen. The rest can go somewhere.

Well yeah...because she’s been unable to be in the news for making music like she used to.

As a public school teacher, I love this. We are unable to be trusted to do our job and should probably be fired, but it’s a-ok for us to have guns with us all the time at work.

On the education of kids with special needs:

Let’s be real. My preferred fancy font in high school was Papyrus. You know you loved it too.

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

Trump supporters have been interviewed about why they were voting for him.

Bingo. I keep hearing certain liberals telling me I need to engage with Trump voters. Bullshit. They’re my same racist relatives who spent 8 years slagging on President Obama. They’re not concerned with coal mining jobs. They want revenge for 8 years of having a black man as President. Trump supporters are racists.…

There was a story I remember from last summe, but I can’t remember who published it, about the way Trump would listen in on his guest’s phone conversations at Mar-A-Lago. Former employees said so. When Trump spoke of bugged rooms, I felt like he was exposing his own kink.

Interesting.

HOW DARE PUTIN CLAIM HIS HOOKERS ARE BETTER THAN AMERICA’S. THIS IS A DECLARATION OF WHORE.

I think it’s an example of Trump being given one talking point and repeating it over and over and over so it is the only thing this guy can say they discussed. Much like the debates “you’ve been doing this for 30 years and you haven’t fixed anything.”

“[Trump] said that he is going to represent all Americans. He said that over and over again,” King noted.