Milk doesn’t come pre-packaged unless you were thinking of shipping cows to homes.

That’s the joke.

If I had at least $4 million to spend on my wedding, I would do something additional with my hair...

Same.

Hey Jezzies! Hope you are all well tonight!

Location, location, location...oh, and a home inspection. Always a home inspection.

Sounds like he’s making a real effort, in spite of his highly unfortunate politics. Good luck!

Inauguration day is my late father-in-law’s birthday. He would have been 72. So Mrs. Funk, her mother, and I will be doing what he would have wanted us to do: Getting shitfaced drunk, listening to Al Green, and not watching the inauguration.

Ooo we must shop at the same places!

My jewelry definitely says “She can’t be trusted with expensive shit so these studs are from H&M, babies.”

I would really like it if he, and others who think he’s so great, actually realized that HUD is not just about public housing, either! They say “he grew up in public housing!” like it’s a qualification. Well, HUD also works on mortgage issues and home ownership (in addition to many many other things of course). I own…

Well sure they raped her, but she caused them “sustained shame, mortification and hurt feelings” and I think we can all agree that there’s no more heinous crime than making a man feel even remotely uncomfortable for even a second!

I seriously hope ALL that happens is that Trump just uses this to make some more money and gets the fuck out, but somehow I feel he’ll do way more damage along the way.

There really should be someone above the president who is like, “Nah man, you got too many hands in the pot to be president”.

This is her 9th arrest in Charlotte County and the bride says that they are no longer friends.

“There is perhaps no way to end an episode of a family show than with a message of hope (and I feel like that’s a repetitive point made about almost every controversial Black-ish episode).”

If they have any sense whatsoever they’ll at least keep that, because that’s one of the things people at large like about the ACA.

Those of us who don’t feel comfortable enough for a bikini but have weird proportions that make any other kind of bathing suit nearly impossible will be forever grateful for the invention of the tankini. You can pry my Land’s End bra-size tankini tops from my cold, dead hands.

Dude, it’s called the “Women’s March on Washington.” I didn’t even know men were invited. I hadn’t checked the Facebook group. I’m supportive of women’s issues, but I’m also aware that men getting involved with women’s groups, without being explicitly invited, is often seen (justifiably) as butting in.