I have to give this woman credit. While I think the republican party as a whole stands for some backwards, racist, sexist, greedy principles that defy logic, civility, and science, when it mattered this woman did what was right. So many partisan folks will not step back and assess reality. Good for her. I may disagree…

I feel like George RR Martin refusing to ever finish the series would be an appropriate punishment for us all if America elects Trump. I mean, beyond the punishment of having Trump as a president. If he were somehow to release the books everywhere but the US...heh, yeah, that would show us.

“30-year-old”

Boy, rarely have I recalled a story that is so wildly plausible and implausible simultaneously.

I think this is quite obviously a bullshit story and it annoys the fuck out of me, because people will use this to try to instantly discredit the other women who are coming forward about Trump/groping, etc.

“seasoned with just the right amount of spices and bacon.”

In the last twelve months, I have had the following:
*nerve test + neurologist evaluation for MS, strokes, etc
*breathing test
*rheumatologist appointment
*several GP appointments for pain, nerve issues, whooping cough, allergies, and medication reaction
*~6 blood tests, including inflammation and antibody tests
*Xrays on…

Can I come sit by you. This was my exact thought as well.

Sign number eight bajillion and seventy-eleventh that I’m a blackhearted bitch: When I saw the green cups this morning, I was legitimately delighted when I realized how many people were going to be PIIIIISSED at the lack of red cups right now.

Swift had that mayonaise blonde connection

I mean do we have to call women who are dressed in revealing clothing ‘sluts’ and ‘whores’ period? Last time I checked the definition of a whore was someone who sold sex. If I dress in a revealing outfit...that’s not synonymous with selling sex.

I’m so glad my daughter’s invisible friend Coden Boden only did things like “take vacations on Mars” and not “fortell my imminent demise.”

It almost seems as if Erickson is complaining about private industry responding to market demand.

Maybe Denne gets shit mixed up sometimes. It’s hard to balance haunting this kid while also possessing Hamburger.

Oh heck, why didn’t your teacher help you? I am mad at them and just want to hug 10 year old you.

Tequila is the Regina George of liquor: it acts like it’s your friend, and then it STABS YOU IN THE FUCKING BACK.

I had been dating this guy for a few months, and after a relative’s funeral, I met him for drinks (beer and wings). We went back to my place, eventually went to sleep, and I woke up in the middle of the night and was immediately violently ill. No time to even turn my head. I threw up chicken wings and beer all over…

Story 1: So, let me offer the following backstory: I’m lactose intolerant. That’s it, that’s the whole backstory.

I have no memory of this, my mother told the story at my grandfather’s wake to our assembled relatives as a ‘remember the time Tammster...’ story. Anyhow, apparently as a small child - toddler small - she used to take me a playgroup. There was an older child, although still smallish, who would regularly just walk up…

I have one, and missed the original post (by the time I tuned in, there were already 1500+ comments so I figured it’d be buried and didn’t comment). But here it is now!