Fuck that shit. Drive to the police station and run inside!

Yeah, it was super scary. Something about the idea of him being stranded and trying desperately to get an Uber while the would-be murderer was driving around the neighborhood looking for him felt really real and really scary.

JUST AS A REMINDER TO ALL.

OMGGG NEVER LEAD SOMEONE TO YOUR HOUSE JFC

That was an excellent selection. Although I wish it was one entry longer because the one about the guy on the Craigslist date with the guy who worked real estate and was making noises in the basement was terrifying. I thought about that story for DAYS after I read it. Scary as hell.

I was surprised that the the O’Hare airport hook up story didn’t get chosen. I thought that was one of the scariest!

Eh, to me, that one sounded more like a “dating horror story” than a “horror story.” Unlike the story about the gay guy who went to a model home near O’Hare to hook up with a probable murderer, it sounded like the decapitation guy had some serious issues with judgment and boundaries, but probably wasn’t going to try…

Gibson’s best response would to be gracious just like when the late Sen. Robert Byrd was continually confronted by his KKK past, “I know now I was wrong. Intolerance had no place in America. I apologized a thousand times ... and I don’t mind apologizing over and over again. I can’t erase what happened.”

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Pretty sure Ross Perot was during his lifetime, and at one point was polling higher than 13%.

I am in COMPLETE agreement with you. I hate relative morality. If it’s wrong for them to be destructive assholes, it’s wrong for us to be as well.

What’s up with the person who thought they saw a polar bear?!?

If your boss kept begging you to work extra hours, saying you were desperately needed, and you did so, and then s/he told you in June that they’d paid you more than enough to live on for the year and you’d be required to continue working, unpaid, for the next 7 months, I think you’d have a hard time NOT getting upset…

That’s not enough to potentially take a bullet, though. If they are supposed to get overtime pay, they should have it.

That isn’t fair. Babies don’t actually take your money. They have no understanding of currency, to them it is just potential mouth paper.

Reminds me of the Weiner documentary when Weiner tries to get Huma to watch and admire a disastrous interview he did. He was all, “Isn’t it great?” and she stared at him in disbelief, saying, “No! It was horrible!” then walked out.

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

So he thinks he was ok in this???

Blah blah blah I’m happy for them but those quotes are god awful attempted poetry. Like real bad. Her heart is full of deep ocean minerals? What does that even mean??

It’s the 21st Century. Hate them both.