Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate

She also said to stop calling it sexual assault because Trump didn’t say the words “sexual assault” in the tape.

Can it be 6 pm now?

She’s going to scoff at him and he’s going to lunge at her. I hope she refuses to shake his hand and just gives him a look that rattles him to his brittle little core.

Trumplestiltskin

Also

If it is possible/real Mark Cuban will absolutely make this investment. I have never seen someone get so much glee out of the demise of Trump except maybe Hillary.

I find Scottie’s makeup distracting & off putting.

My boys very first awesome nanny posted a typically awesome meme recently along the lines of “real women have curves, real women don’t have curves, real women are real and don’t need these stupid sayings”. She will always be one of my favorite people.

Yes. A thousand times yes. I hate hate hate that real women bullshit. My older lady body is no more or less real than a nubile 20 yo model. Using “real” is just a dodge to avoid talking harmful unrealistic beauty standards.

Can I rant for a minute about how much I fucking hate comments about “normal bodies” and how “real women” have curves? It’s just so pointlessly divisive and belittling.

Bless you for writing this.

He’s hardly taking a Holier Than Thou approach. All of those things were done with consenting adults, and he apologized to it. I wouldn’t marry him, but I can respect someone who says “I fucked up, and I can be garbage sometime.” That is NOT what Trump does. Trump says, “maybe I fucked up, but you’re ugly and fat and…

I’m going to be that person - GG fans are the ABSOLUTE WORST.

Ilana is going to be super jealous.

not a single person deserves the kind of treatment she received

He’s like an even shittier version of Captain Planet.

I’ve always talked to him about sex and consent, and ramped it up before I took him to college in August. I think it’s also about raising boys who don’t subscribe to the “boys will be boys, whatever” bullshit.

He looks like Pestilence, the 1st of the Four Horseman.

MICHELLE IS THE PRESIDENT OF MY HEART.