So she thinks Trump will be a “good Hitler.” That’s reassuring.

I’m glad he finally confirmed my suspicions! I was shocked at first to learn her identity, but after I went back and reread her books, I realized that Elena Ferrante’s writing style was exactly like Ashley Feinberg’s.

She’s attending Paris Fashion Week, where she knows she will be filmed, photographed, and written about. Part of her brand is being fashionable and she can’t repeat outfits. She wasn’t carrying it all around; she was robbed in her hotel room. It makes sense to me that she would travel with a lot of expensive jewelry…

Also, senior employees with two/three years at the company? Um. Goddamn if that doesn’t tell you the state of the company.

The show is reflecting the source material, but yes, it certainly should have been updated. That said, some women, myself included, could have fun being a cowgirl, gunslinger, or madam in a fantasy Wild West setting. But I would rather go to space. That said, a Western setting is cheaper to film.

my worst Miss U.

Yeah, considering that Julianne Hough dressed up in blackface for Halloween in 2013, I wouldn’t hesitate to assume that her discomfort owed to (at the very fucking least) racial insensitivity.

A.) Walking, talking bowl of buttered noodles = perfection

Last year I volunteered at the community garden outside the public school in my neighborhood. When we pulled up the carrots, I swear, those kids were about to faint from the surprise. “THEY GROW IN THE DIRTS!” “WHAT ELSE IS UNDER THERE?” “IS THERE CANDY?!”

She’s got that same steely gaze.

Is it just me or is she seriously channeling the Queen here?

I feel like I need more information. He was just, shrug, no big deal, I’m doing art? And you responded... how? HOW DOES THIS END?

“I took a bath, I shaved my legs, I washed every nook and cranny. So you can fuck me anywhere, even in the fanny. Love, Annie.” - letter my mother in law wrote to my father in law, as forever burned into the memory of my then 10-year old husband who discovered it. And later mine.

loved all of this, sort of a palate cleanser for my own post, but this is the highlight for me:

Drying Rack O’ Dildos! That’s great!

There are two kinds of people in the world...

I was fortunate enough not to see it. 

that’s mean and i feel the same

I find Tiffany’s appearance quite annoying on a visceral level for no rational or discernable reason.