Pretty sure he doesn’t anymore. Unlike the student he assaulted, he clearly hasn’t checked his text messages recently.

was dating.

It’s Rachel Dolezal right?

x-wings can’t melt steel beams

SAME. He was also the mayor of Baltimore when I was in high school...he prompted some serious FEELINGS from Young Me.

Aren’t politicians kinda busy? And, well, old? This kind of physique, for a man his age, that takes TIME. And like a lot of broccoli and chicken breasts.

There’s someone running for president who looks like that? He makes the president look like some lazy Kenyan slob.

OH. MY. GOD.

Yup.

You are ruining it.

Yes, and everyone that says no after seeing that shirtless pic is a fucking liar.

“Thanks guys! The best coworkers in baseball journalism!”

I once had a great aunt tell me “It’s Jesus, Others, then Yourself. J.O.Y. That’s how you get joy.”

Was someone choking you when you wrote this comment? Because oxygen deprivation would be one of the few valid explanations for this.

Saban: What’s the play?

Joe Buck? Fuck that, give it to Uecker.

No one’s going to be able to adequately eulogize Scully, but at least Uecker would be entertaining and not a pandering asshat.

Well you aren’t my husband, so now worries on that front!

Yikes, I hope all is ok now. I guess in a pregnancy without complications, I would say I’d much prefer my husband to go before than after. The post-birth period (especially if you have a c-section) is hell with the hormones and the screaming newborn and all that junk - I would have divorced my husband if a week or two…

Representation across all parts of society is incredibly important.

Wtf? She consented to having sex with a man, and was deceived into having sex with a completely different woman. Here’s a tip: if you have to lie to someone to have sex with them, because they wouldn’t have consented otherwise, it’s rape.