So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Or avoid doing anything that makes your spouse want to put arsenic in your oatmeal. Or, if that cramps your style, living somewhere where it’s difficult to obtain common poisons.

That guy forgot to have a neck.

Aw congratulations! Mr. Dog and I have been together for 22 years, married for 15.

NBC= No Black Champions?

It’s good he didn’t return to quaffing Brain & Nerve Tonic or that hat would never have fit.

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

Talent show story time. I was one of the people voted into my high schools male pageant type of thing my senior year. I have no idea how because I wasn’t very popular.

What you’re doing, Mike the Bike, is blowing our minds

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

Mine eyes have seen the glory and the coming of the Lord... *weeps*

I gotta tell you, I would care if someone was green or purple. Sick or choking people are something to care about.

It’s a professional event.

I don’t think the dancers felt embarrassed by it. The were doing their job, that’s all. The problem lies in Microsoft for trying to push women in the industry, and then pulling a trick like this.

The dancers 100% did nothing wrong. The event organizers fucked up.

I mean, if this was a personal party some guys who attended GDC decided to throw on their own time, then fine. Whatever. It’s just some dudes having a bro time thing.

You’re missing several things.

The problem here isn’t that there were no male dancers; it is the fact that it isn’t appropriate for an event like that. Microsoft is trying to push sex equality in video game making, and then it creates an atmosphere idealized for men.

There’s no way Fresh Choice isn’t the name of the section with the sad prepackaged wraps inside a gas station.

What is a Fresh Choice? Sounds like it serves bean sprouts with several items.