Weeper of the House.

Men are so fucking emotional and shouldn’t be in leadership positions because they will nuke Russia while on their man periods. I think that’s how it goes?

Jesse Williams, too hot and smart to even be my imaginary boyfriend. Out of my league forever.

But what I find more troubling is that they are fully clothed! How are we supposed to determine their worth if we don’t know what they’re working with?

i would carry his ginger babies

lemme just say that my husband has been out of town for a week and i’m horny af and this isn’t helping. ugh.

I would like the be the ham in that ginger sammich

I just wonder what he looks like in turtlenecks. Does he have to buy special turtlenecks?

Runner Up: Matt McGorry

Everything about Jesse Williams:

i like him because he is the poor man’s damian lewis.

How does your mom feel about threesomes?

I want this category to end in a historic 3-way tie. Maslany is amazing for all nuances she brings to each character, especially evident when one clone is pretending to be another clone. However, that moment where Viola Davis took off her wig and make-up and asked her husband why his penis was on another woman’s phone…

Probably the two idiots alpha-males caught in a cock-measuring contest!

I’d dread him bringing sub platters to every goddamned holiday meal.

YOU HAVE NO COOKIES AND NO FRIENDS.

yeah! i had all these questions in my head about the world they’re in but a split second later, i’d be like, “i don’t fucking care. don’t need answers. i’m all in.”