YOU JUST BROUGHT THAT SHIT TO 11

You can be my advisor when I become Khaleesi of White Man’s Land.

I feel like I want to crowdfund an army and go take over his Virginia home, overthrowing him and his heir. Nothing bloody; we’d just strong-arm them into the street, change the locks, and let them watch me making myself at home: watching Netflix on their flat-screen, eating their food, etc.

I wasn’t sure a shirt was clean but I wore it to work anyway. I’m pretty much done

Seriously, she is a goddess. I quit, here’s my new outfit.

yeah that’s pretty meh

Who is amber rose?......Who are you? Who is that houseplant? Who is a chair?

Of course I would. Isn’t he rumored to have a big one?

well, this door has a skeleton cause they’re about to get BONED

I didn’t read all of the gawker comments but this is one of my favs

Why are you posting GIFs from a 2003 Expos game?

Sounds like somebody still remembers the first rule of Fight Club.

I’m sure the Deadspin readership enjoyed your Fodor’s for Dipshits entry on Baltimore (incl. rare usage of the word, “hael”).

Yeah, I came here for the dick and am leaving disappointed.

This is a Deadspin article, so I expected him to actually have a massive erection on the field, not a fuck up.

Unlike your commenter name.

For a mere $5,000.00 I will light your expensive weed for you, inhale it, blow it into a hand crafted gold leafed crystal chalice, and deliver it to your door. When you get the munchies I will also eat snack foods in front of you for the low price of $350.00

Speaking of fan art, I made this for my workshop a few months ago:

How to Score Weed Where I Live: Travel to recreational marijuana store; enter store; ask for weed; pay for weed.