The part where Titus takes off his old man sweater and has a Baby Slut t shirt underneath.

I hate hate hate the word "females" used as a noun but damn if I haven't had "females are strong as hell" stuck in my head for 48 hours.

As someone who has had a shitty shit day full of shitheads, I can personally attest that watching this particular episode multiple times in order to see the full Pinot Noir video and the "behind the scenes" scenes, in order to soak up and remember all the fabulous rhymes for future full-blast shower singing, makes…

Bitch, please. Like Naomi needs an excuse to attack people.

"No, George, they're not going to play Sweet Home Alabama."

SHE LOOKS LIKE A SEXY BABY AND I AM SO CREEPED OUT.

I hope this kid emailed back "lolol didn't read."

can we get a cookie interview on jez?? MAKE IT HAPPEN PLEASE.

Unfortunately, I don't think kitty would die 5 hours later. She'd probably start eating you while you were still warm. I'm a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day, I know. But I mean, if kitty dies and you follow suit.. True love, that.

God... I feel more alone right now than I did on Valentine's Day...

That's neat how you're a lawyer.

I would say he's just being polite and handing the other team the ball but what do I know? I'm just a lawyer that argues about every thing.

Oh yes, send her away too. Have them go colonize Mars.

No lie, I laughed so hard through this, I cried. And then my dog crawled into my lap to comfort me b/c my dog does this when i cry for any reason, so then I had to laugh even harder.

It's so fucking Raven to show up at your gay baby daddy's record label looking for money.

Corruption? From Chicago? Noooooo....

To have a real choice, it must an informed choice. Tony Dorsett played in the 70's and 80's. He didn't agree to die for your entertainment.

Yes. He is the person who deserves our sympathy here.

My husband said it looked like she gave birth to Arnold Drummond.

He is enormous and adorable and I just put out the FUCK OFF mat on my own uterus.