Rihanna is the best pop star of all time.
True, but you didnt answer the question...
This tournament has had nothing but garbage results thanks to garbage voters who wouldn't know good snacks from garbage. Thanks for being trash and wrong, everyone.
I guess we can only hope Dan Savage is right, and there's someone out there for every kink.
Are you trying to say yelling "gee willickers!" mid-coitus isn't sexy?
I knew it was based on fan fiction but I had assumed that a bestseller would have writing slightly better than a 15 year old's Livejournal. My bad.
It's like house keys, a wallet, or a sense of shame. If you make sure to leave it in the same place every time, you'll be sure to find it when you need it.
See, it is literally impossible to make Dakota Johnson memorable in any way whatsoever.
Flushing tampons down the toilet is the real horror here. NOT SO SEXY WHEN YOU HAVE POOP WATER ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND YOU'RE TRYING TO GET A PLUMBER ON THE PHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING, CHRISTIAN, EH?
Ahhh, you see, I forgot about his boner for a second there. My bad.
"Fin adds that anyone who's offended ... is "just jealous," telling Bloom, "It's all because women want to look like that model or they want to be at least as confident as she is to be able to let it go and do a photo shoot in their lingerie. People are jealous that they aren't confident enough and attractive…
How could you not include this part?
Because those things don't empower his boner.
Right? Don't try to sell me a slim jim and tell me it's caviar.
Why, to guys like this, does 'empowering women' always involve their naked bodies? You want to empower women, buddy? How about donating to a shelter or an education program for disadvantaged girls?