ohdottie
Oh, Dottie!
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Because POC can never have a discussion without also talking about how hard White People have it.

You missed the point (not surprising whenever race issues are discussed on Jezebel). The fashion industry has a history of taking things that are commonly seen in black communities, placing them on white bodies, and calling it "high fashion". Like putting brown paint on a white woman to make her look black. THAT'S

AS IN CANADIAN GOOSE, THAT IS HILARIOUS.

There was a kid with famous parents in my college class. In fact, a poster with his dad's visage, which he unfortunately did not inherit, might have adorned a wall in my room in middle school. I only met him once or twice but my roommate was good friends with him. His lady friends (including my roommate) openly

Y'ALL. Y'ALL. I'VE UNCOVERED A SECRET CELEBRITY CONSPIRACY RING.

It's ok Ryan we can co parent.

I feel bad saying this, but Demi Moore & Bruce Willis do not have good looking children.

I hope he doesn't think this means he can spend less time with the children he and I created together one magical weekend in my Netflix queue.

"How will you explain?"
Uh...with words.

It is unfortunate that the actions of a few spoiled an otherwise historic and recording-setting night that Rutgers fans provided for our first Big Ten football game.

Penn state fans very concerned about protecting children, suddenly.

Why do you ruiners have to ruin everything?

4th and schl0ng.

I know the stereotype is "once a cheater always a cheater," but is it true? I know quite a few couples who met this way and their second marriages are long and loving. I think that's a scenario that happens more often than people like to think.

Classic. Especially the part with the hassidic gentleman. I laughed too hard.

That gif makes me a little TOO happy, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

Tag jokes are my favorite jokes.

Yes, but I'll be fucked if I'm going to give that organization ANY credit after the way they completely botched this situation.

OH MAN I THOUGHT PAM OLIVER WAS STAYING AT FOX FOR 1 MORE YEAR GOOD TO SEE HER LAND A JOB AT CNN SO QUICK THO

Poor guy lost the bet and had to be the one to actually attend the game.