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Today 0-1
Probably should of just knock his ex-girlfriend out to get a lesser suspension instead
The context is that he was unarmed and had his hands in the air. The context is that police murder a black person every 28 hours in the US. The context is hundreds of years of dehumanization of black people: lynchings, slavery, you name it. The context is the rights that we are supposedly afforded by the Constitution,…
While driving to my grandmother's funeral I found myself lost in West Virginia. I grew up in a city so driving in what seemed like the backwoods of West Virginia had me terrified. Then I saw it. There was a baptist church that shared a parking lot with an adult video arcade. It was like my Grandmother knew how bummed…
It's like she accidentally made a parody of herself.
What if that is your grandpa?
Don't talk to your grandpa like that.
TURN YOUR CAPS LOCK OFF, BLESSINGS.
That is the best threat ever - "I WILL BLEED ON WHAT YOU LOVE!"
Pads and tampons are so expensive. I had a situation a few months ago where it started as a gush of blood, and I had nothing in the house. Not wanting to risk bleeding all over my car, my husband took the liberty of running to CVS and getting a pack of pads. He was shocked that even the off-brand packages cost almost…
Maybe we should just bleed on everything they love. Let's see how they think about subsidized tampons then.
It is good that you feel this comfortable being so wrong in public.
I was literally listening to the song "Nice Work If You Can Get It" while I read this. Well played Pandora, well played.
I just tweet-commented that both Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt's publicity strategy is "Just go out there and be a human version of a puppy."
YES CHRIS PRATT, I WILL HAVE YOUR BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, I read the first chapter of her book. These are the words that I couldn't find in the dictionary:
In those days, you didn't need an excuse to wear a Cosby sweater.
True, but Jessie was no slouch herself. She and Kelly were the Ginger & Mary Ann of the early 90s.
Back in the late '90s, I was in the Balkans with the U.S. Army and had to do escort duty for a USO tour. It was a couple of NFL cheerleaders, some middlingly popular starlet whose name I forgot about six seconds after she left, and Dennis "Mr. Belding" Haskins. I was a tad out of the SBTB demographic at the time, so I…
Still waiting for Rod Belding to take us on that white water rafting trip...
Your favorite "most ridiculous SBTB moments"?