He was previously with Jeff Fuckstache Fisher so throwing 9 touchdowns in a season is kind of astonishing given how awful Fisher was as a coach.

Two’s company, three’s a crowd

No, fuck that. Little truth time. I was savagely bullied from about 1st grade through Highschool. Small school, and it was one kid for 8 years that made every day of my life hell, but nothing ever happened to him because his daddy donated an entire fucking wing to the elementary school. I was undersized and had/have…

Sergeeva’s sled finished 12th

Agreed. All of the hard stuff and none of the thrill-pretty light on things like bombing down the mountain as fast as you can go. Cross country would make more sense to me if it was a race to the top of a steep slope and then down again. There is ZERO reward to cross country skiing in my opinion. Which is definitely…

Internet speculator or actual guy who makes car sales happen? I’m going to go with the latter.

This was not the snow the Mexican and Colombian skiers were promised.

Joke’s on you buddy, I’m eight feet tall.

So...how about we defund our active destruction of other nations infrastructure in order to fun the rebuilding of our own.

sporks to us, you patrician!

He is staying at a very high end, exclusive resort. The staff says that Belichick has been a pleasure. They said he keeps his own room clean since, for unknown reasons, he refuses to use a Butler.

If that’s the going rate for Wade, they probably got a half eaten orange for Derrick Rose.

Just when this shit is getting good?

We don’t need any performance cars, either. How many are actually driven on a track?

I’m all for the dick jokes, but I’m pretty sure if I made Hope Solo vaginal size references it would considered bad taste, right? Just trying to figure out where the line is. By the sound of it he (Foles) wouldn’t exactly be comfortable with the comments.

I guess I should just say fuck it and realize that double…

If this were a woman and we were commenting on her body in the same way, we’d be viewed as undignified beasts, right?

I would take a backup QBs salary, a Super Bowl MVP and a colossal penis any day.

Shut up. Take your “reasonable” and “well thought” points out of here.

He forgot the ultimate dad rule, better to ask forgiveness than permission. 

That man, while in the wrong and should be punished, is a god damn hero and it’s too bad he didn’t make it five feet further.