They already tried, unfortunately they found the bovine were susceptible to a nasty virus: plaid cow disease.

Uber - I understand the issues with the subcontractor thing, but I hope drivers realize the freedom they currently have will be curtailed. They will have to work minimum number of hours a week to qualify for benefits and Uber can limit the number of hours a week they allow them to work to 40 and under so they don’t…

You want plaid seats?

The Camaro does come with jorts and a pair of white New Balance sneakers in the trunk.

that would be fundamentally underrated if we’re sticking with the theme

By the way, no gay athlete has ever had a beard gf in college so as not to scare away their pro suitors.

Gotta be funny if you’re going to make this about discrimination and how good it is for white people because that is not anyone’s point that you’re working against here.

By the way, you don’t really need a ton of confidence to bang a hot chick when you’re the QB1 of a major college program in Los Angeles. That requires about the level of confidence that I need to put on a pair of pants.

Holy shit and it’s left hand drive!

Hard to disagree with wording like that.

If only the last mile wasn’t owned by the carrier...

Lightweight.

God speed in your quest.

A shot of room temperature whiskey surely counteracts all those g and t’s on ice, right?

I’m no trauma surgeon, but I pump my body full of chilled liquids — and am probably slowly dying of alcoholism. Happy Friday, everyone!

I’ll start with your questions.

LOL...I had 2000 Corolla, that was essentially the same car as this, but beige instead of grey. It was my MiL’s, which she purchased new then sold to me. I then gave it to my son who had it until about a year ago when he drove it up under a shuttle bus. Thing was fine once you pushed the hood down (which had…

Eh, seems like you missed the point. I’m saying that both entities — Breitbart and Jezebel et al — operate by fomenting outrage within ideological echo chambers on either side of political spectrum. I’m being critical of extremist mindsets and one-sided journalism, in general, but it was cool how you insulted me based…

If you have stock options, and you think you’re company is going public, you might feel differently. Thinking to yourself that this may be worth 10's or 100's of millions at the end is a heckuva a motivator.