“Electric cars are great for suburbs!” just doesn’t have the same futuristic, elitist ring to it, though.

Good man.

What? You mean it cant count on 8%+ growth in perpetuity?

Shhh, Cuomo is a Democrat and it’s good practice when Democrats do it.

Pretty sure when the Kinja crew plays pickup hoops, Shep McAllister makes it his mission to give HamNo a little something extra under the basket.

I....don’t necessarily want to sound thirsty, but...Jersey? Kia just opened a new import plant that ate up half my property taxes. Can I hope Amazon eats the other half and not be a bad PERSON?

As a member of the V-club who has fathered exactly zero children post procedure (despite what my urologist called a large vas deferens (I think he probably always says that)), I’d be quite suspicious of m’lady if she kept getting pregnant. Or I’d conclude my Dr was a hack. And one thing you don’t want is a hack around…

Kareem Hunt was very good, a lot of people on the Deadspin staff need therapy to get rid of the icky feelings from where the Patriots touched them. It’s about as tired as hating on Nickelback at this point.

:)

I was walking out of TD Garden after a Bruins game. Due to construction the tunnel from North Station to the Garden is closed, so a lot more people have to cross Causeway Street. They have a lot of cops out directing traffic. So an impatient man in a Benz S-Class almost plows through a crowd of people. Cop pulls her…

So that is why you drive 5 miles under the speed limit in the left lane on 91? And then start drifting into the right lane if anyone tries to pass you?

Son, Son, 2:32 is TWENTY EIGHT TO THREE

It should be blared over loud speaker in Atlanta every day at that time: “IT IS NOW 28 to 3"

Why this wasn’t posted at 2:32 PM i’ll never know.

or to put it another way

Approved

If he had just shown a little respect. The national anthem is our sacred time for getting $9.50 Coors Lights and taking a leak.

Is that seriously your take on this?

I’m not (which makes me the perfect Pats fan, holding grudges in perpetuity despite sustained insanely high levels of success that other fans would kill for).

Yet we have a goddamn inquisition for a cunt hair’s worth of air out of a ball.

I’m over it. Really.