Did you just give everybody the advice that you can’t give everybody advice?

Oh, like you’d know anything about being forced out of the NFL due to your outspoken political beliefs. Stick to commenting!

This is my surprised face.

The Celtics tried to play one-on-one defense on LeBron. That’s never going to work. Back to doubling or tripling him, I guess.

If he had the rarer Water Rover, we wouldn’t even be having this discussion.

According to his Twitter bio, Jon Buckley “...deliver(s) and sell(s) Red Bull...” so I’m going to have to side with him on this one.

Not to mention the Brazilian whacks.

Morning Men on Mad Dog Radio is so much better and with 25% the commercials.

*Mike drop*

This, is all, good kinja, but, more commas, would make it great kinja,

Fuck off, troll.

I hope the Celtics trade him to Toronto.

i would hope that all the girls softball teams were unseeded

Do you even watch HGTV? When have people EVER bought what they need and no more? Maybe after that 3rd bankruptcy.

I hate to sound like a callous 1% profiteer, but this does not concern me. When interest rates rise on low score buyers, the prices of the new cars will have to come down to compensate. Meanwhile those with high scores will enjoy fierce competition for our business with still-great rates and the aforementioned lower…

Apparently you haven’t seen the 22 LeBaron convertibles in my backyard. I’m retiring off those puppies in a few years!

Can we just have him coach Oregon, so all this shit fits together.

I’m really disappointed to learn you can’t change your own wiper blades. It’s a 30 second job, and fresh blades are $10 for the pair at Costco. Man up, Drew.

Uhhhhhhhhhh ....