You know what’s great about the Patriots? The single best possible thing? They’re not the Vikings.

Rotaries in the UK, which go the wrong way, driving a stick shift with the wrong hand. Holy shit it’s sketchy. Can’t figure out which way to go if there’s no cars in them already.

The fact that you live 1 to 1.5 hours from one of the major northeast thoroughfares and didn’t know what it was says all that most people need to know about Boston.

And don’t forget the traffic circles. The fucking traffic circles. Boston is probably really well laid out for horse and carriage traffic though.

Who, exactly, is likable in the Jets organization? I mean really...

The Patriots will never, NEVER, lose to Andyfuckingreid. Bwahahahaha.

I’m cool with that.

Either way-mine’s more obvious.

Shouldn’t it have been posted at 3:28?

Bwahahahahaha...this is my favorite. I’m a Pats fan who watched the game in hostile territory (basically anyplace south or west of Connecticut) and it was the greatest experience ever. I’ve been waiting for this years Falcons WYTS ever since.

Dammit, trying to get a inflate/deflate joke in here. Failing miserably. Help me out Kinja.

Ah....we do throw gobs of money at those schools. The worst schools spend far far more money per student than your typical suburban district...with dramatically worse results.

Most accurate thing you’ve ever written:

Pouring one out for an old friend who drove this exact car with the 8V engine. He passed away last year in a one car accident of unknown details.

Hey now, some of us picked the Pats in 85-86 and stuck with them ever since.

“I’m going to join the Democratic Socialists of America.”

Unfortunately it looks like prosecutor overreach, whether through incompetence, throwing the case, or trying to win political points, it may end with an acquittal. Which clearly is a damn shame.

So I’m no expert in law or this case. But they went for 1st degree murder? That may be the problem. Same thing the prosecutors screwed up with the Trayvon Martin case. They probably could have convicted in that case if they went for 2nd or 3rd degree. Prosecutor overreached and killer went free.

I love Sherman and Bennett. I’m not sure either can play well anymore, but they entertain me to no end.

I dunno, those HEB ads were kind of funny. Mostly because we know how bad Brock was and how much of a weirdo Watt is. Of course, I live 1500 miles from Houston and only had to see them once.