But childbirth and mommies are apparently icky and people don’t want to hear that they actually suffer pain. That’s the point of the story.

Pelvic floor injuries don’t even just mean problems with sex! It can mean you’re incontinent or have pain when you move. 

I don’t know why anyone is surprised. We treat new moms like shit. I experienced it. I was golden all through my pregnancy. Everyone was super nice. After I gave birth the switch flipped fast. Once I was no longer an incubator no one had time for my pain or my emotions.  

has he done sex?

Ah, sex. A topic with its very own special brand of dismissive misogyny (at least, when a woman is the subject).

The only reason I got through the PTSD shit show of this year is weed. Sure ativan can get me through the panic attacks too, but it’ll knock me out the whole day if I take it. Pot knocks the voices down and takes the crippling physical response with it and I’m back to base in a half hour.

I like Elizabeth Warren more than I like most other politicians, but she needs someone one her staff to keep her from walking into obvious traps, like that DNA test she took. If she can’t avoid shit like that, her presidential run will be fucked. 

Kendall should have her own Christmas card, with her cradling her IUD.

And that is how you make a cutting remark by sliding the knife exactly between the ribs.

Actually being in a relationship but having my own place is my ideal!

Exactly. It starts early.

That baby doesn’t like pink, pink has been thrust upon her.

“People always ask me… “Ice you’ve meet a lot of people in your career.. Who’s cool and who’s an Asshole..?” Here’s the thing… Everyones totally cool……. To your face.”

Leslie Knope is, and always be, the Boss Bitch.

But is she also #bitchboss, because if Parks and Rec taught us anything it’s that you have to be both.

I want to live in a cottage named Frogmore. I would sit on the toadstools and talk to the bunnies every morning while I drink a cup of honey and run my bare feet through the wildflowers.

I think my little two bedroom single family home is way nicer than living in that mess of public buildings full of other royals (including that racist bitch Princess Michael) and random ass rich people who can afford the rent there. 🤷🏾‍♀️

No Ma’am. It’s Whataburger honey butter chicken biscuit.

Go Bojangles or go home.