“Today I put my hand on a Bible. I wasn’t under oath when I wrote that book”. Queen.

Fully speculating here, but I wonder if after everything Khloe went through to try to have a baby with Lamar she kind of just said fuck it I’ll do this myself? I mean she’s watched Kourtney go Thru It with Scott so maybe single parenting with eyes open was what she was aiming for. Can’t hurt to pick a sperm donor with…

Also, not to derail too much, but can we also talk about how Duckie Dale taught a generation of guys that pushy, entitled, Nice Guy behavior was quirky and adorable rather than being borderline stalkery?

Me included, by the way. I spent a LOT of my teens acting like garbage because I thought I was a Manic Pixie…

There are a ton of movies in this category. Animal House and Revenge of the Nerds are the rapiest fucking movies ... and I thought both of them were cool and hilarious when I was a kid.

Yeah, I believe Lorde. She’s not prone to trolling, and “I Will Always Love You” is exactly the sort of song people sing in the bathroom - and was before Whitney’s tragic death.

I am 100% rooting for this MIT prof.....aside from Brad Pitt maybe not being a great partner, but in theory, work with me. Amal picking up a trophy husband gives me life and I love the vicarious gender balancing of having visible, famous couples where the woman is primarily known as an intellectual powerhouse and the…

I’m really glad to hear that about John Goodman.

Cheerleaders are often amazing athletes and acrobats in their own right.

Just wait for the Pence administration...

And the almighty dollar. 20 fucking grand for your daughter? Rot in hell

I thought it was “The children of Lot 2: Incest Boogaloo”? Must be a different translation.

I’m my own grandpa!

Ah yes, “The children of Lot 2: Electric Boogaloo”

You should also mention the next chapter, where the man’s daughters get him drunk and have sex with him with hopes of getting pregnant*. Not all sequels are bad.

It’s Woody Allen’s plan.

That’s where I’m at. I was only too happy to see her eliminated, but I ELL-YOU-VEE loved that jury look. I will admit that “a fashion clown dressed like a sparkly plate of nachos” earned a snort-laugh from me, though.

I am, admittedly, not her biggest fan at all but Thorgy looked great last night. And she was the only one who didn’t do Shangela dirty.

Shangela wore a fat suit for one lipsynch, so I’m not a fan. In my opinion, that crown *should* have been Aja’s, but I like Trixie Mattel and am happy that she won. Her music is great.

As opposed to her new duties of having to go inaugurate all sorts of fascinating events like cheese festivals and shake hands with all and sundry til her dying day? I’d say she’s much more blinded by love than bored with trying lipstick and blush.

Yup, my cat sleeps up on the bed with me. She’s a good snuggler!