Ben G. Hazi?

But divorce doesn’t feed your need for spite and vanquishing your enemies. And it might cost you (gasp!) Money.

#NotAllPlushies

The most dangerous person we know is typically the person we’ve chosen to share our bed with.

Divorce. It doesn’t involve murder or jail time.

don’t put little girls in weirdly sexualized dance outfits. Don’t criticize their weight

I can remember the first time I got self-conscious about my weight. I was six or seven. I was in dance class. I was taking jazz. We were dancing to Zippity Do Da and had costumes that showed our midriff. The mothers started making comments about our cookie tummies and cutting down before the big recital. It was like…

Here’s a funny one:

*Spoilers*

Just saw Star Wars Christmas Day and had to hold back tears any time CF was on screen. My folks took me to the first one when I was 6. It was so bittersweet to see these characters that I grew up with.

What they actually needed was the machine that went”Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing!”

I liked Chrissy’s tweet about how the boarding pass scanner is apparently just a beedoop machine that goes beedoop.

If Jenny Slate isn’t going to be with me, I’m okay with her being with Chris Evans instead. I think she is beautiful.

Agreed. I’d even go as far as to say most of those comments are tied up in anti-semitism. Attraction is subjective, but how our collective idea of beauty was shaped definitely is not.  

I think she is extremely pretty but its not her whole shtick or anything. And she’s a comedian. There are lots of hot ones but its not really what anyone focuses on.

I don’t think she’s pretty...I think she’s beautiful....now those two together...soooo purty...

Well, shit, I am 5'7" and just got down to a 10/12 (from an 18/20) and was feeling pretty okay about it. I’m glad Mandy let me know that’s Not Good Enough.

Holly was fucking dark. I loved her.

No actual hate whatsoever for the two of them, they look gorgeous and in love.

Louise slithers up alongside Mnuchin and breathes into his ear “It’s your money now, dahling. All of it. It even has your name on it.” Mnuchin giggles like a schoolboy.