I think the leggings are for ball compression.

IT ME!

Summoning Grumpy Cat in 3, 2, 1...

JESUS KEERIST, Jane FONDAAAA!!!!

Woof. Pacey’s lookin rough.

THANK you!!!!!! I can’t.

My favorite thing to eat after sex is an ice cream sandwich.

Bagel bites and orange juice.

I’m old now and increasingly lactose-interolerant. So if I want ice cream I have to block out a good 48 hours to 1)eat the ice cream and 2)Deal With the ice cream. The joy! The bliss!

That’s a good girl!

I’m drinking beer and eating snacks with my animals. True crime on Netflix and blissful solitude!

Me TOO!!

Every single time my phone rings I’m sure someone has died.

FUCK THE CHILDREN!

I am old.

You wanna know who I immediately think about every time I read about this douchebag politician?

John C. Reilly is in it which means I’m seeing it!

John C. Reilly is in it which means I’m seeing it!