I liked it too.

This makes me want to puke my pants.

What are this?

Fair enough.

Probably because Baby Legend makes their baby...sounds like a legend...

I just wanted an excuse to use this gif. But jesus fucking christ, y’all. Can a woman ever get her due?!

FUCK THESE TRICK ASS HOES.

Agreed.

Wee-willy boners!!

This guy is scarier than Trump to me.

I dated a guy who was not only turned on by my smelly, unshowered body, but also my shaving stubble. I thought I’d hit the lottery until I discovered that his emotional maturity wasn’t as evolved as his sexual maturity.

Sam was only interesting when he had the goddamn devil in him.

CHRISTOPHER CAN DIE IN A FIRE.

Right?! I thought the exact same thing.

Columbia has a kickass college radio station. Congratulations to you and yours!

Another point real quick: to me, soup means bread. Soooooo this cleanse is gonna have me consuming a loaf of crusty sourdough slathered with butter and/or melted cheese every 2 days?

I’m recovering from a head cold, and just made some soup with 44 cloves of garlic in it! It was delicious, and here’s the recipe if you want it: