Right?! Combined with all the whistling, what are we supposed to think? It sure as shit ain’t the way you interact with a human person.
ohballs
ohballs
This makes me want to cry.
Oof.
Da fuck?!
My boyfriend’s dad did it when I was sixteen, like as often as he could. So weird and awful.
S’s & g’s. All day long.
You betcha.
Toot tooooot!!! You should GO for it!
You know what really grinds my gears? (Since everyone is dying to know.)
This. Is why I drive.
How the fuck does this guy know how God wears his pants?!
I don’t know you but I like you.
Boy. I’m so glad I live in Austin, one of those communities where the young go to retire and no one cares if you’re 39 and act like an 18 year old.
I kind of hope he’s a jerk so someone (me) can teach him a lesson. With their (my) vagina. Take that, arrogant hot man! Bow before the omnipotence of my genitalia!
Elephants too. I can’t look at them!
Oh hey, that actually felt really good. :)
Lord knows.
Sigh. I apologize for not offering enough context. He was commenting on how absurd the headline is. Which it is.
The plight of text-he was being extremely sarcastic.