I mean...yeah.

I had lots of sex after all my proms.

+1000000

SNACKWELLS FOR LIFE. MOTHERFUCKERS!

Thank you so very much for the beautiful photos! Queen Vivian is my favorite, I’ve read a lot of biographies about her.

I would wear the FUCK out of that pantsuit top left. All I want is a really well-tailored suit.

Go our dads!! We’re lucky folks. : )

How Christian of them! Jesus.

My dad is always really honest with me...and he’s always treated me like I’m just a smart person. I love him and I like him.

I went to the local skate park in the 8th grade with Ashton, who told me that she had frenched a boy and I was scared she was a slut. I wore my bathing suit top (one of those triangular mega-padded ones from Target) under a tight button-down shirt, creating the illusion of a bust which I did not possess. The 14 year…

I have so many feelings about this Dirtbag: (and now I shall share them?)

Learn how to spell “maneuver”, assholio!

Sorry, I got real excited.

One word: Gayle.

My bf and I went and saw Fast and Furious last weekend, and I cried so much that I cried again in the shower the next day. Like, trying to stand, sobbing against the shower wall. I’m cool, I promise...wait, do i?

I’m about ten years older than these girls, and I grew up on a tobacco farm in the Piedmont of North Carolina. My parents were as not-racist as they possibly could have been, given the climate in which they grew up, although my mother admitted that she would be uncomfortable with me dating a black guy. I was…

Oh, they’re not so very racist.

As far as Michael Caine and Mariska Hargitay go, they can just brag. No humble necessary.

Weird. This kind of thing happens all the time in Austin! The other day I saw two guys on horses at the Jack In The Box drive-thru.