Okay so I quit TV and I steal internet from a very specific corner of my duplex for 2 minute stretches at a time, so Y & R friends:
Are they/did they kill Adam off or did they just recast him? I have no idea what is going on.

This is weird but I find that picture of Snooki to be utterly endearing.

Whoa, I went to college (and high-school) here! Good for her, the theatre and visual art departments are pretty awesome at ECU.

I grew up in North Carolina. Not exactly a bastion of racial tolerance, but very mindful of good manners. And one thing that I learned as a child that has stood me in good stead is this: Never make a comment about someone's appearance. Ever. If someone has lost a bunch of weight or dyed their hair dramatically, let…

Give me all the goats.

I can only hope that the Sandy/Angie thing will spark a friendly, "Hey, I guess we hate each other now, haha," email exchange that will blossom into what will probably be the best friendship (wo)man has ever known.

Michael Jai White is the only one who can adequately express how I feel about this. Hats off to you, good person!

Taylor Kitsch gets coffee all the time at the place where I work in Texas. We high-five a lot, which means we're married, because I'm a certified boat captain, and that's an obscure sea-rule. Sorry ladies.

I'm a pacifist and have never hit anyone on purpose in my life, but I honestly want to smack the blusher off Elisabeth Hasslehoffer or whatever her stupid name is. She is the epitome of what Madeleine Albright meant when she said that "there's a special place in hell for women who don't help other women."

Chili and Halle Berry should team up! Their sheer combined gorgeousness alone should be enough to strike blind anyone who tries to photograph any celebrity offspring.

Raise your hand if "pubing" (yeah, suck on that, iPhone spellcheck) is at the very bottom of your "Least Favorite Verbs" list.

All my folks are from Johnston County, which is the first place I thought of whilst reading this. Now that's some country right there!

It's redundant to say "the inside of her vagina" because of course it is! The outside would be her vulva. That is all.

I'm hiding! It's rainy and Zoolander's on, what else am I to do?

Oh, hey I know! Let's taunt this wild animal near a road and then "tsk, tsk," and shake our heads at the next freaking otter carcass we see on the asphalt. Jesus.

Dane Cook...Hmmm...Everything you say justifies why I don't like you. Everything!

The Cory Monteith thing is just heartbreaking. I don't even watch Glee or keep up with all those folks, but it's just the worst. My friend died from a heroin overdose in this way, he'd been clean for about three months, and then went back once and it killed him-two weeks shy of his twentieth birthday. Sorry I'm…

THIS ALL DAY.

Cleva girl.

I leave my television on while I'm at work for my dogs, and walked in, totally exhausted, Happy Gilmore was on. The beginning of it! I almost wept from gladness...but instead I just ordered a pizza. Did I mention it's raining outside?
At the end of a stressful day, it's the little victories, right?