He looks like a reject from 1990s Sportscenter who woke up in 2011 after putting himself into a coma when Olbermann and Patrick left the show.

Oh snap!

No, I'm pretty sure it operates under the impression that poor people in Africa don't know what ugly shoes are.

Yes. If you buy a pair of these in Arkansas, TOMS will give a pair to the Duggars.

I'm glad he's heading a company and has to make important decisions.

I wish Cher Horowitz ran TOMS shoes. She'd never allow poor people to be given something that damn ugly. Bonus: some lucky kids would get a pair of skis or Travis Birkenstock's bong.

I'm starting a company that allows you to buy a Google search from me and then I'll also give a Google search to someone at TOMS. $40 a search. You're welcome, ill-informed people of the world.

Why is the question: "why is TOMS partnering..." and not "Why is FOTF partnering with TOMS?" We know what TOMS hopes to gain but what does FOTF hope to gain?

Shopping is hard, let's go do calculus.

Nothing much happened. Chris Hansen just lounged nude on the bed for hours, periodically getting up to arrange the Mikes Hard Lemonade and condoms that he brought in his Dateline backpack. Meanwhile, Kristyn spent upwards of four hours in the shower, repeatedly yelling "I'm just getting ready for you. Enjoy some of…

This needs to open and close with a reference to. Also, the DPRK national anthem should be playing for the entire paragraph. Still, good hustle.

The entire Misery Bear series is incredible.

I know a couple of black people named Devin. None of them would write this ridiculous email though. He's a semi-regular reader, what did he think would happen?

Is Devin really Jason Whitlock trying to get you guys to return his calls?

Are we sure this wasn't a translation error? I think they were hit by light-headedness. It turns out their strategy of eating food couldn't be implemented that day and hunger was near 100%.

Something tells me most of the people there won't remember much about anything at that wedding.

Misery Bear dodged a bullet there.