@angryliberal0: Dude, it's Lapdog03.

The truly ridiculous thing about Google is that they're looking for SAT scores from people from top schools for glorified customer services jobs. At least that's what they were looking for when I applied a few years ago. I got to a phone interview and then I the plug on the process because I had a better job offer…

Was your friend a person of color as well? I am black and had applied to Google. During the telephone interview, I asked about diversity affinity groups or support programs and they gave me some bs answer that is the same answer you'd give for "are the people nice there." I ended the application process because I had…

No, I lost half of them. I mean, it's been DECADES.

Is this Chet Haze's stoned alter-ego?

@Mr. Met's Morphine: +1 pat on the back.

@FreemanMcNeil: Nah. Grant Hill purchased it and put up a blinking under construction gif. There was also a sparkly banner that said "I'm The King Of The Hill!"

@BuDaMan: Tweet about it, asshole.

@Steve_U: +1 Newton

@albo: Get away, say the internet! Get away! But Adams badger don't care, he just says what he wants.

@raincoaster: I have the 64 color crayon set with the sharpener built into the box, so fuck you and the cameraless horse you rode in on.

So basically someone made an app that's only function is confirming that people are looking at the same shit you are?

@rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: Yes, you can turn on the app and see that people are looking at the same shit you are.

@octothorp: Octothorp doesn't care about Color people!

@NigelAstydameia: The reoccurring Conan sketch? Yeah, that was pretty great...

I'm a girl and I go to sporting events at stadiums. You're not necessarily getting in with that gun. I have gotten in with a heavy ass purse.

@Nine Bill Muellers: Toronto whistles and walks away...