Her friend violated girl code by not hitting dude over the head repeatedly with a purse.

Delmon Young's at-bat song is "Poppin". They don't like the grab ass at Target Field. Otherwise, he could play the unedited "Pussy Poppin'".

@Steve_U: +1 interception.

"Dude, get a picture of me next to this broken window with this hockey stick. How cool will people think I am when they see this picture..."

@Sonar Jose: + 1 for you, -1 from some random person's account.

@UkraineNotWeak: Only if he ran dumps like a truck. What? WHAT?

Pants down, plane up! That's the way I like to party.

@Armen Tamzarian:

You and me are through.

@GlitteryUnicorn: Freelancing.

@Midwest_Elitist: Yes. But not as bluntly. Upside: you can talk shit about the client for days.

@yehoshua_ghitis: they'd replace that shit if it's within warranty.

@SeriouslyHonestly: Unfortunately, it's not going away.

@Dickwad_Feltersnatch: If I wanted to spell while listening to music, I'd listen to Missy.

This is THE definitive gold digging video. What? You guys think they need more friends? Please, Cookie Monster is rolling in the chocolate chip dough.

@Admiral_Awesome: Cat shit, obviously. When's the last time anyone stepped in cat shit?

Coin a more awesome word than "automobills" or GTFO.

Why isn't there are Genius Union? That's my only question.

@Admiral_Awesome: jki.sjrdofzs.D,w3kiwp;it/jlkeaflknglkgdA

If I'm paying $4k for a music video, I'm making sure I have all rights to it.