What if Hines Ward were White Michael Vick and what if White Michael Vick's grandpa had been Korean?

Ali Spagnola is awesome. A few years ago, if you sent her your mailing address, she'd paint you a picture. She painted me a nice picture of Minnesota. It was fantastic and I still have it today.

Interesting, I suspected that it had something to do with increased protection. Thanks for the information.

Why would they need to replace her spleen?

Wait, Tim, it's not about politics? You're making a statement on the state of the American political system. IT IS about politics. Or you just wanted to take the day off and play video games.

What sports podcasts do you listen to?

Why are they punching each other in their helmeted heads? Kids are dumb.

He deserves some sort of smiting.

Aaron Rodgers is going to kill Tim Tebow for our sins.

That man's jacket alone kept him off the list.

Never forget, my friend. Never forget when it officially sunsets.

This "The Fast and The Furious 6" post really should have had a spoiler warning.

These accusations have prompted Bubba Sparxxx and the Ying Yang Twins to release a new song called "Ms. Fine's Booty".

Has anyone done a search for "family planning clinic"?

I'm a black female. If one more white guy on OkCupid sends me a message citing that OKCupid study saying that black women reply to messages the most, I'm going to break something. If you write that, you can safely assume I'm not going to reply to your message.

And I hope every administrator and teacher who failed that boy lose their jobs as well.

I won't believe this "beer pong" is a real thing until the New York Times Style section tells me it is. Until then, it's just a coincidence that this occurs everywhere I've been.

I see what you did there and I'm saying something because I'm a hero.

And I think the way, way bigger problem is more with boys/men not reporting sexual abuse not women not believing that it is happening.

The defense took a week's vacation to forget him, their coach knew this was his last week and wept...