@anoteoftruth: "You've been banned!"

I wish those slides were everywhere. I'd be quittin' shit left and right.

@Pesti-Esti: They should have this happen on all those special flights they have for sick kids.

If he had done this over the intercom it would have been even better.

@AndPreciousLittleofThat: If governor is one, President has to be one.

@Pesti-Esti: I'd gladly pay more to check my luggage if this happened on every flight I was on.

This is easily the awesomest way to quit a job. Well, next to the time D.B. Cooper quit his crappy male flight attendant gig in the 70s...

@stpauliegirl: He gave up his dream to go into massive debt as an American studies grad student?

@JacquesPaysan: It looked more like a shart.

@Salome Valentine: How'd you get destarred?

@titansfan78: I thought Duke was the Stanford of the South.

This guy isn't the dumbest student athlete I've seen by far. If you were having a March Madness of Dumb Student Athletes, this guy wouldn't even get an invitation to the NIT.

@claireific: He would drop everything for this project. Trust me.

@claireific: The only thing is that there needs to be a more kickass soundtrack that has a good shot at winning an award. John Williams will score this movie.

We really have no choice but to like it since there isn't a dislike option.

@iamsosorry: Isn't the "Office Space"?

@saketome: The movie wants to know how it gets a star or 4.

@ligmasagbatch: The should have just called it The Social Network.

@evolutionxbox: He's that smart.

@biglar07: