@autoclavicle: That book is on my bed right now. There is also dining on koala meat. It's ridiculous.

@biggreencleanmachine:

@biggreencleanmachine: That is such a good analogy for what will probably happen. Hearted 'n' shit.

@LessThanZero: I'm holding out for "Whitman's Sampler: Tales of eBay, Politics and Asshole Kids".

I'll just wait until someone posts a link to the streaming version of this movie on their facebook page.

@Wolfsheim: Yet I often feel like this video is always playing in the sidebar.

That song reminds me of Kidz Bop. If you love creepy songs, you should have a listen to a chorus of children singing "You're Beautiful". Still, I love Kidz Bop. A lot. It's hilarious.

@The CFL Allstars: I think he just wants to go to Winnipeg to be stabbed.

@ServoCannotHoverOverGrates: And we up north laugh at when you guys lose your damn minds over a couple of inches of snow. Actually, we laugh at the east and west as well. Wimps!

@get the buttah: It works the same way in the winter for a lot of the same people. I ask you (well, not you), have you ever had school canceled because it was too cold to go outside? Because if you threw a pan of water in the air, it came down as slush? You just need a coat and some mittens and your ears are cold?…

America, fuck yeah!

@CaliforniaCbeee: Yes. You just need to go into the settings where you actually added an email account. It's somewhere under those options. You can delete the "sent from" as well as add a signature.

@Threat Level: Midnight: He was crying because he was bragging that he was hydrated enough to produce tears. What a show off.