Couldn’t possibly be more than me.

We’re navigating unchartered territories for someone who’s become famous in a way I don’t think anyone’s become famous before. Rather than someone is going out there with the goal to try to become famous, this is the reverse — this is someone who became famous for no reason and now that she is famous, we’re trying to…

I choose to believe not a single person is or ever would be interested in paying actual money to see this girl “vibing some records,” whatever the holy fuckshit that means, and that Jezebel has just been sucked into this idiotic marketing ploy.

This is so dumb I love it

Fuck allllllllllllll this shit about letting Melania off the hook. She hates him? Good. She’s miserable? Good!!! She’s complicit in every god damned bit of it, and she can rot with the rest of them.

You’re not smart enough to pull this troll off, kiddo.

So, so many gleeful Repugnicans and Trumpanzees publicly stroking themselves to this, it’s basically become pornography for them.

“Cunt” is gender-neutral, as far as I’m concerned, though I have a funny feeling we wouldn’t be having this discussion if I’d called him a “dick” so please just save it.

These idiots just can’t stop publicly stroking themselves over their authoritarian fantasies.

That guy hasn’t been to a “local bakery” in his entire life, and thinks he hates people who have.

There’s not even an official language in the U.S.

That little bitch coward assumes nobody will beat the everloving shit out of a guy in a wheelchair, and I hope he soon finds someone who will.

“Classist” and “racist” are not nearly mutually exclusive, and “white trash” has racist roots. So stop it.

Cable TV of any kind, really.

I’m considering having it shipped from Denver.

I mean, I guess Stephen A. Smith isn’t a multiple murderer like David C. Clarke is.

And I honestly don’t think you have any understanding of how nationalized health care is administrated throughout the rest of the modern world, as exemplified by your “DMV” comment.

Hahahaha, you wanna cry (and fabricate) that I require insanely stringent evidentiary support from adversaries then you post one article from a libertarian pro-”free market” site as your entire foundation.

Keep humping that moldy old strawman, little guy. You gotta be dragging it around for something.