Genie Bouchard has one lucky Slam title and basically nothing else to her career. She should probably shut up and get better at tennis, overall, but I bet this felt pretty good for her.

Whatever. Don’t come up my driveway selling hate and ignorance.

Not to be niggling, but he would be on my property, in the middle of the night, and I’m gonna say 90-95% chance armed with a handgun. It would not be at all hard to get away with.

Fuck a scene, I’m prepared to smack a bitch.

Maybe during/after the coming civil war we can drag cunts like this through the streets like they deserve.

Seriously, Texas defenders, how do you continue to find any value in your state? Texas is a shithole. Run by shitstains.

Yeah, but state and local rights are super important or something!

Yeah, but then you’d just be a douche.

We got one fuckin’ year of not-LolMets. Now back to the regularly-scheduled bumbling shitshow.

Marsha Blackburn still wins for Best Intersection of Moron and Total Asshole.

Fuck you and your disingenuous bullshit.

Just when she needs some attention.

Our current “President” is (and always has been) a racist, sexist pathological liar, and a sexual predator to boot.

They should be dragged through the streets.

Well, anti-choice is anti-woman, but some of them definitely don’t even attempt to couch it in anything but hate, fear, and suspicion.

The “next best thing” to Skyline is actual diarrhea on a plate.

At first I was like, “Shit, motherfucker, I’m fine as hell and had several girlfriends in high school,” but then calling Yoda a Hotep made up for everything. I needed that laugh right now as the House votes to kill American citizens.

As someone who only vapes weed (and does so quietly and politely), there are many ways to vape nicotine semi-discreetly that aren’t shitty to everyone around you. And then there are the schmucks with pistol-grip $300 setups constantly blowing enormous clouds because they think it makes them look less like they have a…

He’s a shameless, opportunistic scumbag. He’s only miserable that the grift is so hard.

Boston sports fans are an intersection of yeah-probably-medium-racist and definitely-an-asshole, so the asshole-est thing a lot of them can think to do is yell racist shit.