You’re a fuckin idiot. You need to know that.

The hushing of the voice is to signal that they know they shouldn’t be racist, right, but, c’mon, everybody here knows what’s up, don’t they? We’re all on the same page about *black people* right?

It can’t be said enough: Alabama is a shithole, and always will be. Racism is extremely safe here. Even “liberal” white women hush their voices when telling a story about a scary “black guy.” The majority of white Alabamians would have zero problem with a return to segregation, though it wouldn’t be a huge change from…

Anybody who pays $1200+ for a “luxury Instagrammable experience” from an obviously bullshit promotion can come to my house and Insta (I’m down with the lingo, yo) their whole day with my adorable and awesome husky for, like, $200.

I mean, this is an obvious case of fraud, right? Does the Bahamas location have something to do with that? Will there be charges, or do this dipshit and Ja Rule get to walk away with everything they definitely, definitely skimmed off the top (haha, “skimmed,” they scooped)?

“Poodles of Disposable Income” is definitely the title of my novel.

I remember my local TV (ABC?) station refused to air the “kiss” episode.

She didn’t “step away,” she was yanked away for being a blatantly incompetent public woman (as opposed to Sean Sphincter’s blatantly incompetent public man).

And 63MM of those people voted for the fucktards.

Tomato sandwich!

I’ve recently discovered via Twitter that Alyssa Milano is actually the perfect human, and 8-year-old me was totally on it.

I’m still on “suspicious.” I won’t be anywhere near “happy” until at least one is in prison and the rest are solidly on their way.

I’m going to assume “Vinny” covers “Vinny Barbarino” and also “Vincent Vega” because, come on, Pulp Fiction is really fucking good.

Riiiiiight, and your little heroes in the picture above are what, exactly? Well-adjusted?

I got three days ISS back in the early ‘90s for having my ear pierced (as a male jr. high student). My response was to keep wearing the earring, start wearing my shirts inside-out, and cut holes in my jeans. If they wanted to expel me for innocuous clothing, it was gonna get loud, for sure. I didn’t get any more ISS,…

You can be one of ‘em, too.

I love that, to this dipshit, every “Southerner” is white.

What he really means is he has yet to see a “decent argument” (one that he agrees with) against white supremacy and the celebration of such.

Or killing them. I’m OK with that, too.

When I was in high school these guys were called what they are: Nazi skins. And we beat them with bats and most of the world was in agreement that fuck those guys.