This is how I know you’re a shill.

Keep talking, little boy.

Did you read past the part that agreed with you?

Ohhhhh, it’s because of “people like me,” not the schmucks (shills) like you who keep bringing up the stats w/o addressing the socioeconomic (and more!) issues, oh noooooooo, it’s because of “people like me” who actually point it out.

“Violence means physical force”

You seem like somebody who thinks he can blandly philosophize his way into a “liberal society,” never having to actually do anything or even really interact with reality.

See how you squeeze in alt-Reich talking points like shallowly-analyzed (and oft-repeated by certain punchable folks) violent crime demographics like that? That’s how I know you’re a shill.

You’re at best a spineless milquetoast apologist who will be of no consequence in the coming war of reason vs. ignorance, and at worst an active shill.

Surely you’re not actually this...stick-arsed. Right?

Pre-filled vape cartridges, attached to a battery. Literally just flew yesterday and never gave it a second thought. Neither did any TSA agent.

This comment was stolen directly from a Twitter bot.

Bruh, it seems, among so many other things, you have no clue what the definition of the phrase “conspiracy theory” is.

Now you’re really just letting the whole facade slide.

Woops, you’re starting to let the “I’m not a Richard Spencer shill” veneer peel a little, there, champ!

Wrong, wrong, wrong-O, wrong.

A Jewish descendant of Holocaust survivors arguing for modern-day Nazis to be given a platform, and claiming they have made no calls to action.

People who used bland-yet-somehow-still-tortured metaphors for no reason should kill themselves.

I don’t need an excuse, you simpering dipshit. Any ignorance in the Information Age is willful and harmful. Ignorance is not a valid defense.

I love this whole self-aggrandizing comment to literally say “I either didn’t read or couldn’t understand the very part of the article to which I am taking such umbrage and also making sure to point out how much I know.”

Pretty sure he said “when you’re cooking with wine, drink a lot of it, too.”