This is the best Tiny Hands photo yet. My sincerest thanks.

Eat a dick, you honky-ass cracker.

The “Indians” name, is, I think, leaning toward racist, simply because it’s objectifying humans that were nearly wiped from the earth. What other race of humans is used as a mascot in pro sports?

They like the racist part. It’s that simple. They like demeaning other races; it makes them feel superior. These are clearly not people who get to feel superior to much of anyone for any real reason, ever, so they’re going to cling to every vestige of white supremacy they can.

The dude in the teal deep-V has never seen a football game on purpose in his life.

I can’t get enough of the “Get a job!” bleats.

You sound extremely mentally balanced and like someone whose judgment should be considered.

Actually, one of the producers of Veep was on Pod Save America this week talking about how the utter absurdity of actual political reality has made it incredibly difficult to write comedy about it, now. Like, yes, it’s easy to make fun of, but writing any kind of comedic political fiction, with the current…

Grifters gotta grift.

I’ll show you all the Ds you can eat if you don’t think he’s MVP.

Anyone who claims anyone else deserves MVP this year loses their right to ever talk to me about basketball again. I think the guy is a colossal asshole, and I still can’t even look at you if you think he’s not MVP.

Varies state to state.

Hawk is forever tied with John Sterling for worst baseball announcer in history.

I asked “are you clinically retarded?” to emphasize just how astonishingly stupid and unrelated to the discussion your comment was. Maybe look up “facetious” before trying to talk to the big boys, ok, kiddo?

I feel like you hurt yourself trying to come up with this, because it reads like it came from a very strained mind.

Are you retarded? I’m serious, if you’re actually clinically retarded, I will apologize for calling you a colossal dumb fuck. If you think I was “complaining about slavery,” you’re just too stone fucking stupid to be participating in this discussion.

Immediately upon reading that the “source” was ol’ Georgie Girl, herself, I knew there was no way it was actually true.

Wow, I’m sure the overwhelmingly white demographic of Trump voters is just a coincidence, then.

Blogs reporting on peer-reviewed studies don’t have to, themselves, be peer-reviewed, but I suppose expecting you to know shit about shit is my fault, so I’ll take the hit on that one.